Christmas Bonus Newsletter #1 Greetings Earthlings... Anyone for an early slice of fruit cake? "No sheri.." okay, thought not. So we thought we had better send out another Xmas newsletter to keep all you lovely punters pleased and on your toes. Trisha's birthday party went swimmingly! There were loads of tarts dressed in skimpy clothing dancing and prancing around Riversides studio and loads of Rose bubbly going round. If any of the blokes got too frisky we all agreed that they would have to drink three shots of Tequila (with salt and lemon) and apologise to the ladies with a bow- it was very funny indeed, especially when John got on his knees in a Cocomelody wedding dress and proposed to the whole room, silly drunken fool! Verily, we stroll toward the holy day in hesitant expectation of The Wild's triple album release: 'The Virgin Tapes'. John is lying down with a cool damp flannel on his forehead from the stress of it all- bless. Please somebody buy it or he'll be gutted in the new year! John is currently working with U.F.Zu #1 rap artist from Chicago on N1M. He's done a backing track with guitar and Bass and stuff on it and given it him, but all we've got so far is a message saying: "Oo...". Happy Christmas again already! okay shez, no need to milk it... "Salad cream in that John?" John & sheri x (The Wild)