The Sane Axemen

About The Sane Axemen

The Sane Axemen are a Spoof-Metal band possessed by the Devil. They made a brief semi-mortal appearance in a fringe heavy metal pantomime called 'Disgruntled' written by Oz Mansions, a few agons ago in Brighton UK. The bonkers metallic panto rapidly became such a popular cult hit that 'Old Nick' started to become uneasy about all the good publicity and queues of willing converts waiting in line to kiss his ring. Now there's nothing Mr D-Evil, dislikes more than hordes of A*** kissing sycophants, so our axemen were promptly recalled to Hell where they remain to this day shovelling volcanic lava,. In their short stay topside, The Axemen had two monster hits, 'Kiss his ring' and 'Grunt and Snarl'. So mortals, locate the Lyrics to the songs under the Lyrics tab and sing along.. If enough of you like and are singing along, then , maybe just maybe, Beelzebub will reconsider the Axemen's life sentence and hatch an evil plan to send them back among you to do his Evil bidding?

LATEST 6th June 2018
Our axemen get a day pass from Hell to promote their new Album Recall From Hell.

First things first.... procure provisions and beers......time is of the essence....go to a supermarket....no time to lose on their day out topside. ....until our jolly throng were kept waiting by a selfish line jumper who clearly showed she had no thought, concern or respect for others. Our axemen were furious but also axeless. All they had was some recording equipment and a 90s Sampler machine, so they decided to teach the line-jumping timewaster a lesson by stalking her with said 90s sampler..... This really was a Rendez-Vous from Hell. Have a listen to 'Rendezvous' and suffer the same terror. So remember folks, show respect and consideration for others....and do not waste their time....EVER ! You really don't want the Axemen on YOUR case ;-) x