New Years Newsletter
New Year Newsletter
Greetings Earthlings... Anyone for a mince pie- they need eating soon? NO. Some Christmas cake then? NO! Hmm, suit yourselves- keep your hair on; Don't get yer knickers in a twist will ya Shez? Get lost loser.
HAPPY NEW YEAR !! I think I'll pour me self a wee dram to see it in Lassy.
GIGI The Gossip Girl: "Firstly, News on the developments in the Pete Townsend vs The Wild case in the high court: It emerged over the festive period that the D.A.R.P.A. F.D.R. System (Future Data Recovery) had been used from as far back as the time of Chuck Berry and Sam Cook, and that The Wild's sound had been copied or at least influenced other artists at the time, shortly after the second world war when Nazi scientists were poached by America. The revelations have led to a re-opening of the trial and an independent investigation, conducted by a team of Exopolitics experts, IT consultants and Musicians. To read about previous details of the case, see the Lyrics section of 'My Generation X' on the N1M 'The Wild Bunnies' playlist."
Meanwhile... down at the local, John's been at it again. Many many pints were consumed as The Wild fans POGO danced the sweaty mosh-pit to My Generation X through a crackling head-banger's P.A. System; (so the landlord was fairly chuffed).
Guru Rashid Tamahru comments: "The holy child, now a man of over fifty years still must be left to make his way to the Holy Palace on his own initiative, without any coaching or prompting by others. If this vow of the Gods and Goddesses is not kept he risks losing the hand of the fair maiden Lady Joi', even as I speak I put their happiness and the world's true destiny in peril."
Alexa; play some pussy paddling videos... "Playing some pussy paddling videos." (LOL)
Ahh, the first Snowdrops are nearly out.
So, as we enter a new decade, have you any New Years resolutions sherette? "nYas. I'm going to Zap everyone I can with my magik wand and take their coinage for my front pocket".
Hey Sheri.. what you listening to? Well, Robo-Warriors by Gong from 2032, it's the best track ever!
The outcome of the Sack Serena campaign; okay, we decided to keep her, although it was a close run vote. Have a Heart for the poor girl- she needs her friend John what with the mental health people bearing down on us while we pour our souls out to you, and the other general stresses of life we all endure.
Enjoy the blues track and may the dawning of the age of 2020 give you perfect vision for the future and God bless, let's go for it in the new year!!
John & Sheri x
(The Wild)
