|  |  |  |  |  |  | | | | | | Bio of the Artist | So you got Taken Outside And Shot Twice did ya? TOAST goes well with butter and Jam and that makes sense since we've been jammin' for ten some odd decades on the fringe planets of a solar system you've never even heard of. So here's the deal were here to rock shit out with beer cans in hands and terrorize your women-folk untill they want to come home with us(at least that's what the beer says). Now we got the Year of the Monkey to prove it HiYaa!!! Say hi to your mom for me. Remember kids rock rock rock a fuckin' rocka...
Well most of us are mongloids from the bowels of hell, or as we like to call it, Fairbanks, Alaska. Off and on again since 1998. We all strive to be REALLY loud, and could honestly give two shits if we knocked up your mom, sister or grandma.. Main point being is that we don't give a fuck, and take any ample oppurtunity to pretty much beat the living hell out of a bratty 12 year old. Now, we don't condone violence. We just hate your fucking mutant kids and wish to god you would stop breeding. Until then we will continue to beat on trashcan lids and rage chainsaws at 3 am unapologetically. Is my spelling wrawng? well fuck u if it is because I dun't give a fliing fuuuuck!! See us in Novimbar(any Novimbar, all Novimbar) whan we play at that choorch up the streete that haights art, collered peoples and homosixuals. Oh and probably u. | | |
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